emails

(Prelude: One of our assignments for my class was how to send electronic mail correctly. This is another example of how I could have shipped this assignment in and done something boring, but that was too... well, boring to me. So I made up a storyline to go with the three emails we had to write and I think this is hilarious, but I also understand how it's kinda hard to follow, so pay attention to the dates. This may be one of those things that's only funny to me because there's a bunch of things in here that I think are funny, but other people won't get which I'm okay with because this is free. 9/29/16)

4/19/2015

Dear Mr. Matto,

Hi, I would like to apply for the position of camp counselor at Pine Valley Bible Camp. I understand I would be working heavily with kids. I have worked with kids in the past. They are so easy to have fun with because they do not care what other people think yet and I think that is something valuable we can all learn from them. I have been helping in my church’s Sunday school every week, so I know how to handle them. I realize now that I shouldn't have put that Baby Ruth candy bar in the camp’s pool last year. I saw it in a movie once and thought the guys would think it was funny. I understand why you had to fire me, but that was when I was just a maintenance man. I want to be a counselor now. I hope you strongly consider rehiring me for this upcoming year.

Tommy Waite

4/21/2015

Dear Mr. Matto,

Thanks for talking with me in person on Monday morning about the camp counseling job at Pine Valley. I was especially grateful for you letting me explain myself to the entire year-round staff about the pool incident last year. I got a chance to debunk some of the rumors of me actually defecating in the pool and then replacing it with a Baby Ruth bar stolen from the camp store to cover it up. I just want to reiterate, that did NOT happen. It really felt good to reconcile with the team. Thanks again for your time. 

Tommy Waite

8/19/2014

Dear Mr. Hartman,

I know that the summer Biblical Worldview essay is due next week, but I have four major projects also due next week. I would accept half credit if I turn it in late. Frankly, sir, I do not know if I agree with this school’s policy on assigning big projects in almost every class before we even show up. I would love to talk to you in person about your reasoning on that, if you get a chance. On top of all that, I just got fired from my job and I have been sick the past three days. The doctors say it's the strangest case of pink eye they have ever seen. They found a mix of feces and chocolate. Anyway, I would appreciate an extension on the project to get everything sorted out.

Thank You

Tommy Waite