rick rackleson & son (Twitter)
This is a character Ricky and I made up. If this is your first time reading these, don't be discouraged because it takes a few times reading these to get the tone of this profile.
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i can afford to go to Target, but i can’t pass up the huff of second hand smoke right before you walk into Walmart. -
my lady friend doesn’t follow me on Twitter and that really hurts. she doesn’t have a Twitter, but tell my follower count that
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when i see a fat guy at a restaurant i say “enjoy it while you can fatty!” god i hate mirrors.
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no more wiping in 2019. no time. gotta get back to breaking bad.
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new year new loofah
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i wipe with sandpaper at home so when i have to defecate in a public restroom, one ply is a welcome surprise.
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i’m emo but mainly because laundry is easier that way.
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crying in public is an art
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as a white supremacist, sometimes it's hard to tell if a girl is really tan or just a light black and idk if i shou… https://t.co/P1crc4Fxef
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love is gay bro
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that guy looks like he stereotypes a lot
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i’ve drank almost every weekend since i was 15, so my 21st birthday isn’t even special. #6yearveteran
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now that i’m 21 i can buy alcohol and be the coolest kid in high school
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RT @rickrackleson: First thing I'm doin soon as I turn 21, going straight to buy a packA cigs. Man O' Lordy I can't wait
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I autta lock ya up for murder, B-kiz you stole my breathe away
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i bought one of these in hopes of getting a friend, but i lost the one side. i still wear it so people will think i… https://t.co/VTb1VJ2ePA
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i prank myself so that i don’t feel alone. i plan it months in advance and then take a roofie so i forget i did it… https://t.co/s9Ed9W5x9M
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i bet the guy that did the fifteen chapel is pissed michealanaglo one uped him like that
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i’m a recovering weed addict. i captured a skunk for a pet to get sprayed when i’m feelin a hankering
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in 2018 we’re done with shower inefficiency. we’re wearing fanny packs in the shower now. about time!